In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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