Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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poop

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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