A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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The Moon Landing.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

My parents died!

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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