If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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