How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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breasts

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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