What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Poop

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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