- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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