Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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