Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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