- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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