a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

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