There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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