Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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