- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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