So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

nothing

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Female rights.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

boobs!

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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