whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

so today i took a poop. hehe

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Anti Joke

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