What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

The Female Orgasm

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

women's rights

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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