- Anti Joke

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.