- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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