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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Robert Mugabe.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

hard cheese

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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