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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

you first

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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