- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

a. why? b. because

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Well, there's one way...

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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