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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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