What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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