- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Shea's sty....

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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