- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle