A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Neither have I

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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