your face

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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