whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Shea's sty....

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Please? No.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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