- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Two planes walk into an office building

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

flavin's head

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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