- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Obama lin Baden.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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