why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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