- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Microwave

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What hurts like hell? HELL

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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