- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What comes after 23? 24.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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