- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Shea's sty....

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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