Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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I'm Coming

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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