A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Neither did she.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Woman rights.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

SBB

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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