A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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