- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Okay.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

rent a cops

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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