- Anti Joke

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill