- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

How's the weather? Good.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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