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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A sober Irish individual.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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