Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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