MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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