- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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