What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

An Artic Storm.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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