- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

human centipede

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Nah

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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