Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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