What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

wanna here a joke? you.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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