If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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