- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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