- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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