- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

men, men like men= men+bed

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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