- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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