- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Bacon is delcious.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Steve Jobs is alive.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what tall and looks like a jew?

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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