- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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