Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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