- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Women's rights

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Terry has ebola

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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