Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

I work at jcpenny

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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