too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Turkey Balls

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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