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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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