- Anti Joke

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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