- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

honest politician

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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