What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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you gay?

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What's 9+10? 19.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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