Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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TIMMY

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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