Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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