I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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I have a really funny joke.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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eden stop

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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My wife made me a sandwich

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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