- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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