a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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