A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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im @ work, LOL.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Your text.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Anti Joke

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