What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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hi

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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