whats 2+2? 4

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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