Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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