how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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