If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Your mom.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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