- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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