- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

whats your budget like? a budget.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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