How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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