I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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black people

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Derp

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Anti Joke

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