- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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