Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Jews

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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