- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Y u do dis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

guess what what that wasnt it

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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