The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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were at work systems r down

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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